Category Archives: Horror

Get to the Point: Fruitvale Station & You’re Next

In light of the recent blow to my free time I’ve suffered at the hands of my new job, I’ve decided to make use of a slightly more concise format for the occasional review.  The micro-review format has worked well … Continue reading

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The Conjuring Review: The Anti-Ambien

Are you suffering from an excess of restful sleep?  Does the thought of letting yourself fall into the warm, soothing embrace of a nightly REM cycle just fill you with dread?  You could drink a cup of coffee or five, … Continue reading

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The Purge Review: Releasing the Beast

Oh, the high concept movie.  In a world filled with generic, derivative premises for generic, derivative films, it can so often be a breath of fresh air that discerning audiences so desperately need.  This will of the public to see … Continue reading

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Evil Dead Review: They Did It!

I first watched the original Evil Dead movie earlier this year, at which point I instantly added it to my favorite horror movies of all time list.  As a result, I shared a lot of the same concerns many of … Continue reading

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The Last Exorcism: Part II Review: Woah-Oh Black Betty, Abalam

The likelihood that only 1 in 100 people will understand a reference I make in my titles will never prevent me from making that reference. With The Last Exorcism: Part 2, it is now official;  the words “Last”, “Final”, and … Continue reading

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Dark Skies Review: Signs in Suburbia

With all of the excitement of Oscar Sunday going on, it’s hardly a surprise that the only two new releases this weekend were barely on anyone’s radar.  One of those two is Dark Skies, a lightly-marketed supernatural horror from The … Continue reading

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Mama Review: Little Girls Are F*cking Creepy

Actually, Creepy doesn’t begin to cover it.  More like Disturbing, or Terrifying, or OMG OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, just having flashbacks.  I imagine this is the closest a movie can come to giving me PTSD, but if not … Continue reading

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A Haunted House Review: Unintentionally Horrific

It’s taken me a while to get this one off of the press, but that’s partly because of my being so busy this last week and partly that it’s a movie I’ve been trying (And for the most part succeeding) … Continue reading

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Texas Chainsaw 3D Review: A Bloody Mess

It’s going to be a long, long year. I knew this new goal of mine wasn’t going to be easy, that I would end up being forced to watch some of the most pointless and ill-conceived pieces of garbage Hollywood throws … Continue reading

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B Movie Madness: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Tis the season after all and seeing as the closest I’ve come to reviewing a Christmas movie lately is Die Hard, I figured I might give this one a try.  Like my last entry into B Movie Madness, Dead Snow, Rare Exports: … Continue reading

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