Rorschach Reviews

Like most art forms, a Rorschach personality test shows us something abstract and allows us to determine our own interpretation of what it is and what it means to us. This blog is my attempt to explain what I see when I look at these metaphorical movie ink blots, and I hope that along the way I can learn what you see from time to time as well.
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Category Archives: Drama
The Great Gatsby Review: Baz the Great and Powerful
You all have before you a stirring indictment of the modern American education system; a high school graduate who has never read F. Scott Fitzgerald’s classic The Great Gatsby. Now, this shouldn’t be so much of a negative reflection on … Continue reading
Posted in Drama, New Releases, Reviews, Romance
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Place Beyond the Pines Review: Sins of the Father
I had been planning on making this movie the first film I’d seen this year that I didn’t have to based on theater count. Then, Focus Features decided to give a nationwide expansion anyways this weekend so that particular title … Continue reading
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The Call Review: Halle Needs a Haircut, Bad
When you ask someone why they want to see a movie, there are a lot of different reasons that person might give you. They could love the genre, or the director, or the actors involved. Most of the time, however, … Continue reading
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Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor Review: Next stop, The Lifetime Network
It’s times like this that I have to remind myself over and over that it’s almost summer. March hasn’t been too terrible overall, but a load of mediocre movies can almost be worse than a load of terrible movies. When … Continue reading
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Admission Review: One for the Waitlist
There is nothing more painful when it comes to movies than seeing someone you love in a movie you, well, don’t. Think the entire cast of Movie 43, or 90% or Robert DeNiro’s movie choices over the past decade. Seeing … Continue reading
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Ruby Sparks Review: The Dangers of Mindcest
Between this year’s theatrical releases and the classic movies I’ve been working my way through, there has been very little time to catch up on some of the hidden gems of 2012 that I’ve missed. Of these, the only three … Continue reading
Posted in Drama, Reviews
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Dead Man Down Review: The Girl Who Messed Up Colin’s Revenge
When a foreign director makes his or her Hollywood debut, the transition rarely runs very smoothly. This is the reason so many english adaptations of foreign films are directed and written by american directors; our country’s film industry knows how … Continue reading
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Beautiful Creatures: Not Just Twilight with Witches
Like me, many of you probably had the same reaction upon seeing the first trailers for Beautiful Creatures: it’s just Twilight with Witches. With the vacuum left by Stephanie Meyers shamefully successful “saga” it comes as no surprise that Hollywood has … Continue reading
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The Master Review: Don’t Blink
It’s about damn time that I got around to seeing this one. Released last September, The Master has racked up piles of acting nominations and enjoyed a healthy amount of critical if not necessarily commercial success (the film only made … Continue reading
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