Rorschach Reviews

Like most art forms, a Rorschach personality test shows us something abstract and allows us to determine our own interpretation of what it is and what it means to us. This blog is my attempt to explain what I see when I look at these metaphorical movie ink blots, and I hope that along the way I can learn what you see from time to time as well.
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Category Archives: Comedy
Scary Movie 5 Review: Just Plain Pathetic
Of all of the highs and lows of 2013 so far, this is by far the least surprising. The first Scary Movie was a fun, silly romp that served nicely to my preteen comedy preferences. Ever since then, things have … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, New Releases, Reviews
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Admission Review: One for the Waitlist
There is nothing more painful when it comes to movies than seeing someone you love in a movie you, well, don’t. Think the entire cast of Movie 43, or 90% or Robert DeNiro’s movie choices over the past decade. Seeing … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Drama, New Releases, Reviews
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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Review: Abraca-Average
So far it’s been All Quiet on the Comedy Front for 2013, with duds like Movie 43 and Identity Thief constituting the only representation the genre has seen so far. With entries like Scary Movie 5, The Big Wedding and … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, New Releases, Reviews
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21 and Over Review: Going Out With A Chang
Before I go into this review, I’d like to point out how incredibly awesome it was to see my school, the University of Washington, as the setting for this movie. There is hardly a location on campus that isn’t on … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, New Releases, Reviews
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A Haunted House Review: Unintentionally Horrific
It’s taken me a while to get this one off of the press, but that’s partly because of my being so busy this last week and partly that it’s a movie I’ve been trying (And for the most part succeeding) … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Horror, New Releases
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Movie 43 Review: Not Even With a Ten Foot Pole
This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with this F*cking Aweful movie. Now full disclosure, I haven’t seen New Years Eve or Valentines Day or any other of … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, New Releases
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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Review: Whedonites Assemble!
I got the chance to catch a pre-screening of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters tonight after a very broad spectrum of anticipation for the project. When I first heard of it, I was mildly intrigued as I’m a huge Jeremy … Continue reading
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