Rorschach Reviews

Like most art forms, a Rorschach personality test shows us something abstract and allows us to determine our own interpretation of what it is and what it means to us. This blog is my attempt to explain what I see when I look at these metaphorical movie ink blots, and I hope that along the way I can learn what you see from time to time as well.
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Much Ado About Nothing Review: Whedon, The Chameleon
As many of you know, I got the chance to see this film on the opening night of the Seattle International Film Festival several days ago, and I’ve been trying to find a moment here or there to put the … Continue reading
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Star Trek: Into Darkness Review: It… Has… TRIBBLES!!!!!!!!
A few months ago, I put out a list of my Top 10 Anticipated Movies of 2013. Of those 10 films, four have now been released and the returns have been pretty wildly inconsistent (Thank you very much, Good Day … Continue reading
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The Great Gatsby Review: Baz the Great and Powerful
You all have before you a stirring indictment of the modern American education system; a high school graduate who has never read F. Scott Fitzgerald’s classic The Great Gatsby. Now, this shouldn’t be so much of a negative reflection on … Continue reading
Posted in Drama, New Releases, Reviews, Romance
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Iron Man 3 Review: Starting Off the Summer with a Bang
It’s here, it’s here, thank God Almighty it’s finally here! No longer must we cinephiles languish in the doldrums of spring and winter releases, for May has arrived with it the Summer Blockbuster season we have all been waiting for. … Continue reading
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Place Beyond the Pines Review: Sins of the Father
I had been planning on making this movie the first film I’d seen this year that I didn’t have to based on theater count. Then, Focus Features decided to give a nationwide expansion anyways this weekend so that particular title … Continue reading
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Scary Movie 5 Review: Just Plain Pathetic
Of all of the highs and lows of 2013 so far, this is by far the least surprising. The first Scary Movie was a fun, silly romp that served nicely to my preteen comedy preferences. Ever since then, things have … Continue reading
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Oblivion Review: Another Day in Paradise
Halfway through the fourth month of the year, things are finally starting to look up as we pass from the doldrums of spring to the excitement of the summer blockbuster season. So far, 2013 has been a pretty dismal year, … Continue reading
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The Call Review: Halle Needs a Haircut, Bad
When you ask someone why they want to see a movie, there are a lot of different reasons that person might give you. They could love the genre, or the director, or the actors involved. Most of the time, however, … Continue reading
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