Monthly Archives: January 2013

Stat-tastic Entry 1: Rotten Tomatoes

I’m going to kick things off for this series with one of the most widely recognized symbols of critical consensus for a movie:  Its score on Rotten Tomatoes. For those few of you who aren’t familiar with the site, here … Continue reading

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Rorschach Reviews Presents: Stat-tastic!!!!

What do you get when you cross a Movie Fanatic with an Accounting Major?  I’ll tell you what, a highly detailed statistical analysis of last year’s theatrical releases! I’ve always been a stats junkie, and recently I’ve started discovering the … Continue reading

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The Best Movie of 2012: Your Choices and Mine

About a week ago, I posted my list of my Top 10 Movies of 2012.  Along with that, I also posted a poll to allow you to pick your favorite film from that list.  I now have the official results … Continue reading

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Mama Review: Little Girls Are F*cking Creepy

Actually, Creepy doesn’t begin to cover it.  More like Disturbing, or Terrifying, or OMG OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, just having flashbacks.  I imagine this is the closest a movie can come to giving me PTSD, but if not … Continue reading

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ParaNorman Review: Something for Everyone

When it comes to family entertainment, there are usually three types of paths a film will take.  The first is one of complete pandering to children, using slapstick comedy and over-exaggerated characters to get as many cheap laughs out of the under-12 … Continue reading

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All About Eve Review: The Definition of Classic

I recently participated in The Bishop Review’s Classic Movie Week segment (Which I highly recommend you check out whenever you get the chance), in which he had six other reviewers write guest reviews of films that are widely deemed as, … Continue reading

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A Haunted House Review: Unintentionally Horrific

It’s taken me a while to get this one off of the press, but that’s partly because of my being so busy this last week and partly that it’s a movie I’ve been trying (And for the most part succeeding) … Continue reading

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Movie 43 Review: Not Even With a Ten Foot Pole

This is the way the world ends.  This is the way the world ends.  Not with a bang, but with this F*cking Aweful movie. Now full disclosure, I haven’t seen New Years Eve or Valentines Day or any other of … Continue reading

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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Review: Whedonites Assemble!

I got the chance to catch a pre-screening of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters tonight after a very broad spectrum of anticipation for the project.  When I first heard of it, I was mildly intrigued as I’m a huge Jeremy … Continue reading

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Two Cents Worth: Favorite Movie Quote

So I know this is a tough one, but if you had to pick one  favorite movie quote of all time, what would it be? Mine would have to be a line from Monty Python’s religious farce, Life of Brian.  … Continue reading

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